Camiseta Hilarious Roses Are Red Blah Blah Coffee Skeleton

Sick of the same sweet Valentine's Day clichés? This brilliantly funny design skewers the classic "Roses are red" poem with a relatable skeleton who just wants coffee instead. It's the ultimate anthem for celebrating the holiday with sarcasm, caffeine, and zero mushy stuff. Click to explore this hilarious anti-Valentine's design! It's the perfect funny valentines gift for your most cynical friend, coffee-addicted coworker, or partner who shares your love for dark humor. The witty mashup of gothic imagery and everyday annoyance is a certified mood for Galentine's parties, low-key dates, or simply surviving February with your sanity—and your sense of style—intact. Toast to blah with a mug. Add to Cart now!