Camiseta “Suture Self, Sweetie” Funny Nurse-Dark Humor

“Suture Self, Sweetie” Women’s Slim Fit Nurse T-Shirt – Funny Floral Dark Humor Tee for Medical Workers. Meet your new favorite tee — where healthcare grit meets floral wit. This “Suture Self, Sweetie” nurse shirt is made for those who work in scrubs but dress with sass. Designed on a soft and flattering Bella+Canvas slim fit tee, it combines dark medical humor with bright, feminine florals to say what every nurse is thinking... with a little sugar on top. The design features bold uppercase text “SUTURE SELF” in crisp surgical blue, paired with the playful script “SWEETIE” in a soft dusty rose — a perfect contrast of sharp sarcasm and sweet delivery. At the center, an arrangement of vibrant flowers — daisies, lilies, and stitched-up peonies — brings a darkly whimsical twist, with visible colorful sutures sewn across each bloom. It’s beauty, resilience, and burnout... all bundled into one unforgettable graphic. Crafted for nurses, CNAs, EMTs, med students, or any badass in healthcare who needs caffeine, sarcasm, and a comfortable shirt to survive 12-hour shifts. Why You’ll Love It: Exclusive nurse dark humor design with medical puns, Colorful stitched floral artwork adds a clever feminine touch, features modern fonts for bold contrast: block sans-serif + handwritten script, printed on Bella+Canvas slim fit tee — flattering, soft, and breathable, and makes a perfect gift for nurses, medical students, or yourself!