Cartão De Festividades Whew. You’re Still Awesome. Birthday Card

This card doesn’t ask your age—it checks your pulse. Featuring ASL fingerspelling for “Still” and “Whew,” it’s the perfect way to honor someone who’s made it through another year of chaos, caffeine, and questionable decisions. If they’re still here, they deserve a celebration—and maybe a nap. Flip it over for a full ASL alphabet chart, because decoding birthday sass should be educational and stylish. 🎁 What You Might Experience: - Dramatic sighs of relief - Sudden bursts of laughter - Cake inhalation and finger fluttering - A renewed appreciation for breathing and birthdays Perfect For: - Anyone who greets birthdays with sarcasm and snacks - Survivors of adulthood, deadlines, and group texts - People who deserve a card that says “Whew” louder than “Happy Birthday”