Cartão De Festividades You're Not Old, You're Retro Birthday Card

This card doesn’t do “over the hill.” It does “over the top fabulous.” With bold text and ASL fingerspelling for “OLD” and “RETRO,” it’s the perfect way to remind someone that they’re not aging—they’re upgrading to collectible status. 🎁 What You Might Experience: - Laughter louder than an 80s boombox - Cake eaten with vintage flair - A sudden urge to call yourself “mint condition” Perfect For: - Anyone who’s aging like fine vinyl - ASL lovers with a sense of humor - Birthdays that deserve a retro mic-drop