Cartão Funny Pun Met A Four Happy Birthday

I never metaphor I didn't like! By the way, if you gave a long talk about a bunch of numbers, would that be a speech of figures? I had a college English instructor who was impressed when my friend Keith Cook came up with this vivid simile: "He felt out of place, like a mustard drop in the ketchup bowl of life." Thanks, Cookie! Please enjoy this funny pun happy birthday card!