"the" surfpirate

Yes I am ... "the surfpirate. Accept no cheap imitations. Husband. Father. Surfer. Schemer. Parrothead. Consumer of beer. Creator of the BN Critters comic strip and other equally idiotic enterprises. Currently living in the suburbs of Washington D.C., which is "too damn far from the outer banks NC beaches". I have never met Salma Hayek. Plus I am finishing writing my latest book. It's 90% done. It's always that last 10% isn't it? ►www.surfpirates.com◄