Porta-copo The "Life on a Budget" adulting is hard humour

Let’s be honest: your bank account is currently running the "Lite" version of adulthood. You want the premium experience—the organic avocados, the ad-free life, the upgraded legroom—but your wallet is firmly stuck in a permanent free trial. This shirt is for the hustlers, the students, and the "I’ll cancel before the 7-day trial ends" warriors. Featuring the bold "I ❤️ FREEMIUM" declaration with the painfully honest "These days are hard on me" tagline, it’s the perfect uniform for anyone who is currently living life with limited features and frequent "Please Upgrade" notifications from the universe. Wear it to the coffee shop while you use their free Wi-Fi for six hours straight. It’s not just a fashion choice; it’s a lifestyle (mostly because the full version was out of budget).