Relógio Redondo Paddle to the Mothership Pickleball

You’ve been chosen… to lose. This paddle-clutching alien isn’t here for a friendly intergalactic exchange , he’s here to vaporize your ego with a single slam. With radioactive eyes, swamp sneakers, and a paddle that looks like it was forged in Area 51, he’s the ultimate reminder that court time waits for no earthling. Perfect for: ✔️ Hardcore players with galactic-level game ✔️ Sci-fi lovers who dink like they’re dodging lasers ✔️ Spaces where “friendly match” means you might survive 💬 “Resistance is futile. Especially at 2 o'clock.” 🛸🕒 With Paddle to the Mothership, you’re not just watching the hours, you’re witnessing planetary domination, one serve at a time.