Dr. Zonkee's Experimental Humorarium and Tiki Bar

Dr. Professor Wilhelm Zonkee and his Band of Backup Computers use self-healing algorithms, recursive data models and rich data sets to compute state of the art, cutting-edge t-shirts and bumper stickers. Each Dr. Zonkee printed product is guaranteed to make someone laugh at some point in time. If not, simply return the printed product after time itself has died out leaving behind only it's crusty husk, and we'll give you a complete and utter refund.